Suing Mark Zuckerberg for Fun and Profit

By Albert on December 16, 2011 8:55 PM

Facebook might sue Mark Zuckerberg! OMG!

Getting Sued by Facebook for Fun and Profit

Haha! This is not an April Fool joke in December - apparently an Israeli named Rotem Guez who found himself the threats of a lawsuit from Facebook by marketing “likes” through his Like Store decided to change his name to Mark Zuckerberg.

Maybe someone else (not me) is going to change his name to Rotem Guez! Will you? Why not?!?!?

Or maybe we’ll see a new skateboarding video titled “Rotem Guez: Have You Seen Him?” - a reference to Animal Chin, of course.

Facebook and Goldman Sachs

By Albert on January 3, 2011 6:49 PM

The media is reporting that Facebook and Goldman Sachs are becoming friends.

Why? There are rules about how corporations are structured, and apparently Facebook is reaching a critical mass of shareholders and they could be forced to go public. This would of course involve the SEC, but might also involve the IRS.

It will be interesting to see what happens with Facebook and whether or not they will go public, but there is something else I find very interesting: the fact that new internet companies can still start and grow as fast as Facebook and Groupon.

How cool is that?

Maybe not so cool. Think about the much reported acquisition offer from Google to buy Groupon for billions and billions of dollars. Rumor has it that Groupon turned them down on their offer due to anti-trust lawsuits. Who can forget when the Justice Department took Microsoft to court for being a monopoly?

UPDATE: News reports are now stating that Goldman Sachs has invested $450 million in Facebook. W00t!

Eben Moglen - Don't Diss Facebook!

By Albert on December 5, 2010 11:18 AM

I just read on Facebook that Democratic Representative Zachary Space asked Dr. Eben Moglen, a professor at Columbia University, to not mention any particular companies when addressing the matter of online privacy - i.e. Facebook.

Mr. Space, for shame! Are you on Facebook’s payroll or something?!?

Facebook Places and Reverse Paranoia

By Albert on August 19, 2010 1:47 PM

REVESE PARANOIA

Do you fear the idea of no one watching your every move?

Why anyone would use Foursquare is beyond me. When I'm away from home, the only people I want to know where I am include my immediate family and the person watching my house.

Isn't it all too obvious that a house is easier to rob if the owner is away in a foreign country? And isn't it easier for would-be robbers to lie to the police and say that they are actually friends with the owner, who said it was fine for them to borrow their blue-ray disc player for an upcoming Superbowl party, and the diamond necklace for an upcoming fundraiser?

Oh people, come on? Let's have some quality conversations with our parents, siblings, children, friends, neighbors, and even salespeople and cashiers while shopping. Maybe then we won't be so needy for the desperately extreme types of un-worldly connections we can get through the fringes on online social networking.

So why has Facebook created "Places"?

And who was the marketing genius who came up with the "Places" moniker? Did they also come up with the creative "Windows" term for Microsoft. As it turned out, Windows as a term is so generic a federal judge threatened to void their trademark in their lawsuit of infringement against "Lindows". The case was subsequently dropped, resulting in Microsoft paying out the nose to Lindows to get them to change their name to Linspire.

My answer is... I have no idea. Facebook, like Google, is something of a one-trick pony, struggling to do more. Google has definitely succeeded with some minor successes, like GMail and their domain services, but still falters from time to time, as seen with their surprise announcement that of Google Wave has closed.

I've heard rumors that smoking too much marijuana could lead to paranoia. Perhaps, if psychiatrists come to recognize reverse paranoia as a psychological issue, could prescribe marijuana to those suffering from it. Perhaps we'll see Facebook and Foursquare lobbying against it in Washington DC!!

Facebook Account Unavailable?

After I published this post, I tried to log into Facebook to "share" it, but only got this far:

Facebook account unavailable

I tried logging in again and some javascript loop must have gone haywire because my computer became unresponsive and I had to reboot. Doh! Now it seems to be back operational...

Facebook Down?

By Albert on July 21, 2010 5:56 PM

I just tried accessing Facebook but the page is totally blank!

The source:

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Refudiation Across the Nation!

By Albert on July 19, 2010 1:52 PM

C'mon people now, let's get together and refuditate!

An explanation? Ask Sarah Palin.

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